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Hannah. 16. Chicago. soccer player. competitive swimmer. Still waiting for my Hogwarts letter.
It was books that made me feel that perhaps I was not completely alone.
Feel free to message me about anything. I swear I'm friendly I'm just too much of an awkward turtle to message you first.
the number of otps I have is ridiculous
danisnotonfire is perfection and fashion is life.

snoia:

i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

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eenjolras:

when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it

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fourtrisly:

the-canadian-government:

whynotstyless:

nappyheadet-ho-ho-hoes:

"wow! who taught you to do your makeup like that?"image

"wow! who taught you how to make that?"

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"wow! who taught you-"

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why do you know so much about sex
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why are you so calm about porn
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Why do you know so much about murdering people
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Why do you want to murder a lot of people

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(Source: nappyheadet, via imanerd1234)

loserchildhotpants:

marinashutup:

one time sophomore year this girl told a boy that she couldn’t go swimming because she was on her period and didn’t have a tampon and he said “can’t you just hold it” and this is why we need better sex education

OH GOD

(via the-angels-have-the-phandom)

ggansey:

Raffe, Penryn and The End of Days

"Don’t laugh or anything because that could be disastrous. Have you heard that joke about—"

(via sydria-n)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

(via vegetarianblowjobs)

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

(via honorarymemberofaye)